Liar, liar

A few months ago, I got annoyed at the scheduling department at work, and wrote them an email asking why they always assigned me to jobs so far away.  I was tired of spending four and five and six hours every day in the car.

They wrote back and said they just didn't have any work in my area.  I didn't necessarily believe them, but what can I do?  How do you prove something like that?

Well, since then, they've called me several times to see if I would work on days I've requested off.  And each and every time, they've managed to find a job that is close to home for me!  Isn't that strange?

I don't know about you, but I think their pants are on fire.  I think they figure largely in that Al Franken book Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them.

I think they can just find some other sucker to cover that job tomorrow!