Who? Me?

I seem to have forgotten how to gracefully turn someone down when they ask me out.

It's just been so easy lately.  "Thanks, but I'm not a lesbian," "I'm old enough to be your mother, Sprout" and "I know your wife, asshole!" are pretty much no-brainers.

But what to say when a street-legal, eligible male you just don't fancy asks you out?  Especially when it's very public, and he's very persistent?

I suppose just legging it isn't the right answer.

I've never been good at this.

Comments

[claytonian]

My solution to stopping unwanted advances is so foolproof: just pee on their couch. They never bug you again.

[Victoria]

I've recently considered buying a fake wedding ring for these purposes.