"Oh," I said. "It's a sweater made from two tubes," I said. "Who needs to worry about gauge?" I said.
Apparently, I needed to worry about gauge.
"Oh, crud!" I said.
I was nearing the bottom, and I was dying to know how it would fit. So I slipped it to string and slipped it over my head.
And that's where the trouble begins.
Somehow that back bit between the sleeves is too big, so it kind of wrinkles up in the back. And it makes the front too short, so it hikes up in the front.
Of course, I can't entirely blame it on my gauge. My breasts are also to blame. I am, shall we say, well endowed. They require more sweater than this pattern has to give.
But fear not, dear reader!
I have a plan!
I shall make this sweater extra long. My bum is also well endowed, and will hopefully make up the difference.
Um...
Yay?
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